100 цитат Робби Уильямса, которые потрясли Мир

Хм, ну, конечно, это слишком яркий заголовок. Но Робби наговорил за свою карьеру столько всего, что неспроста нажил себе множество недоброжелателей и, конечно, поклонников. Ведь не секрет, что не только музыка привлекает в его личности. Так что вот вам лишь некоторая выборка из словесного запаса Робби.

1. Madonna looked amazing. I can’t believe she’s 89 and looks like that.

2. She’s done nothing wrong. What she does in her private life should be her private life. She is an absolute icon; she’s beautiful. Every time I have met her she has been really lovely to me.

3. I like listening to good music – and I can’t stop playing my album.

4. The only thing I really like about myself is my huge willy!

5. I don’t have anything that I treasure at all. They’re just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stuff, like clothes and things. But I wouldn’t be bothered if my house burns down tomorrow.

6. I feel like I’m always having to justify why I haven’t kept in touch with anyone from the old days in Stoke-on-Trent, but I’m like that with anybody. I don’t let anybody in. I just rely on myself.

7. It wouldn’t have surprised me if she had tried to commit suicide the week that everything hit the papers.

8. I still find trusting people quite hard. I’ve got a couple of mates that I do let in, but that’s it. It’s something I’ve got to sort out – I cut people off.

9. I’m a bit hesitant to do anything because I’m actually kind of lazy and I’d like an easier life from now on. The world’s a massive place with lots of early mornings and late starts when you’re working.

10. I’m a bit of a slag… Some people don’t think it’s very nice, but I don’t care… I’ve got hormones, and sex is there, so why not? Sex is good. Everybody does it, and everybody should!

11. I’m quite obviously not the world’s most handsome man – I’m the second world’s most handsome man!

12. I’m really, really enjoying myself, I seem to have a lot of purpose in my life. I’m enjoying what I’m doing, you know, and people are liking it. So, it’s great, you know.

13. I’ve been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn’t have room to because I was drinking all the time.

14. I’ve deliberately tried to calm myself down because eventually I want to be a good role model to my kids.

15. I’ve never, ever, raised a fist to anybody in my life.

16. It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I’m sure that he wouldn’t like the prospect of it put to him, and I won’t even go there with Eminem.

17. It’s a huge responsibility being a solo act.

18. Some of the best times in my life happened under the influence of drugs… I’d still be doing it if I could make good judgement calls. I’d still be doing it if I didn’t blow up to the size of an aircraft hangar, because it was a great time.

19. The problem is, I don’t think I’ve got too much to offer at the minute. I’m busy working on myself. This sounds like real therapy talk, but it’s like, you’ve got to be happy with yourself before you can go out and get yourself a girl.

20. The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I’ve had sex in trains, planes, wine bars… and quite a few car parks!

21. To be honest, I don’t want No. 1’s anymore. Now, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind the odd few, but I’d also like a record going in at eight and staying around.

22. When people come out of rehab, they usually go to secondary rehab for another six months and then enter back into society gradually. But I came out and did Top Of The Pops straight away!

23. With the war and everything that’s going on, unless you’re Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep your mouth shut. For me it is, anyway!

24. You’ve got a beautiful country with so many beautiful people and so many beautiful things happening and stuff like that lets it down. I feel sad for them.

25. I just wanted to capture the feeling you get on a summer day when you’re drunk and you’re rolling about on the grass with the person you love next to you

26. I’ve nothing against anyone following their dreams — but not if they’re crap.

27. There’s no point regretting things. If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. Life’s too short to worry about things I’ve said.

28. I live alone, and it’s good. I stick on a video, watch telly. I am a bit lonely sometimes, but I laugh at my own jokes and dance around by myself when I’m making something to eat. I’d like to do a bit more reading maybe. I’ve tried, but somehow I just can’t get into that book thing yet.

29. I didn’t lose my mind, it was mine to give away.

30. Sex is good. Everybody does it and everybody should.

31. I can go around talking complete and utter twaddle. I confuse people.

32. I still find trusting people quite hard. I’ve got a couple of mates that I do let in, but that’s it. It’s something I’ve got to sort out-I cut people off.

33. The problem is, I don’t think I’ve got too much to offer at the minute. I’m busy working on myself. This sounds like real therapy talk, but it’s like, you’ve got to be happy with yourself before you can go out and get yourself a girl.

34. I think the way for me to win America’s heart is to perform, and if I really was concerned about breaking big then there’d be a tour.

35. I’m a born entertainer, when I open the fridge and the light comes on, I burst into song.

36. I am the only man who can say he’s been in Take That and at least 2 members of the Spice Girls.

37. I do like myself, but I think I’m far too needy!

38. I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

39. When I met David Beckham I didn’t know whether to shake his hand or lick his face

40. I don’t think anyone can ever be fully happy. If you’re fully happy then you’re a miserable person because the grass is always greener on the other side-it has to be. I’m not saying I’m miserable-in fact I’m the happiest I’ve been for a long time, but I’m no happier than I was when I was at school. Then again, I’m more miserable than when I was at school.

41. You’ve got a beautiful country with so many beautiful people and so many beautiful things happening and stuff like that lets it down. I feel sad for them.

42. I’m a bit hesitant to do anything because I’m actually kind of lazy and I’d like an easier life from now on. The world’s a massive place with lots of early mornings and late starts when you’re working.

43. I’m quite obviously not the world’s most handsome man-I’m the second world’s most handsome man!

44. I don’t want to hate but that’s all you’ve left me with.

45. I have to be careful what I ask for in life, ’cause I always seem to get it! The good thing is, I’ve got a purpose now, whereas before my purpose was to go out and party.

46. With the war and everything that’s going on, unless you’re Susan Sarandon, the best route is to keep your mouth shut. For me it is, anyway!

47. I don’t have anything that I treasure at all. They’re just things. I tend to buy an awful lot of stuff, like clothes and things. But I wouldn’t be bothered if my house burns down tomorrow.

48. I don’t think I’m that good-looking and I think that’s why I’ve got this far — everyone took pity on me.

49. I’m currently in the mode of looking for Mrs. Williams, not Mrs. Right Now. . . .

50. My self-doubts are disappearing day by day… However, my first single was a cover.

51. The thing about drugs and sex is that you lose all your inhibitions. I’ve had sex in trains, planes, wine bars… and quite a few car parks!

52. I’m a self-obsessed son-of-a-bitch, really. Hopefully it makes for good records. People buy them, so I must be doing something right. But I’d really love it if I had the creative power to write about other people.

53. I’ve deliberately tried to calm myself down because eventually I want to be a good role model to my kids.

54. The day I wrote this I played it to my then girlfriend and I had closed my eyes to sing it. . . . When I opened them again she was curled up in a ball in the corner of the room — still, time heals all wounds.

55. I feel like I’m always having to justify why I haven’t kept in touch with anyone from the old days in Stoke-on-Trent, but I’m like that with anybody. I don’t let anybody in. I just rely on myself.

56. It’s always good to get a video banned, people want to see it more. That’s how it works. Mind you, it is a bit disturbing. I don’t think I’d let me watch it if I was 7 years old. The video’s very graphic. I have sex with two girls, and then it looks like I’m having sex with men.

57. I had to stop drinking. The thing was, I didn’t know how to do it. I needed to be dowsed in cold water and told not to be silly, so that’s what I did in rehab-I dowsed myself in cold water and told myself not to be silly! And I’m also quite spiritual, which helps me look after myself. I meditate every day, and I pray every morning and evening.

58. You see, I like being funny. When I read the interviews back afterwards I make myself laugh.

59. Sexually, you can do what you want, act out however you want to. It’s allowed, I’m a pop star. But it’s soulless.

60. I’ve got a fear for yellow snow. It’s usually outside the gents toilet! I’m scared of falling off buildings too, especially when you reach the bottom.

61. I`m not a musician, I`m an entertainer.

62. I`d make a better U.S. President than George W. Bush. Bush is an idiot. I`m a better public speaker than him. It makes you wonder about the voters.

63. I`ve got this brilliant thing where I go, «I`m Robbie Williams», and people are interested in what I want to say – which is amazing because I`m just an idiot from Stoke-on-Trent.

64. Inside me there is a fat man dying to get out.

65. I come from the tradition of a big Irish family that loves to sing. I love to perform.

66. I`m rich beyond my wildest dreams.

67. When it comes down to it, I just like taking my pants down.

68. Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe write some really great stuff – stuff that would put Oscar Wilde to shame. If the Pet Shop Boys ever wanted a third member, I`d be there.

69. There`s no point regretting things. If you can`t do the time, don`t do the crime. Life`s too short to worry about things I`ve said.

70. I`m off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don`t know if it`s worked. It works up until you take your first drink.

71. I`ve been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn`t have room to because I was drinking all the time.

72. An awful lot of gay pop stars pretend to be straight. I’m going to start a movement of straight pop stars pretending to be gay.

73. This is the wrong business to be in if you are sensitive… but the trouble is – you only get into this business because you are sensitive

74. Don’t take drugs. They’re a lot of fun, but really bad. They make you feel good, but then sad. So don’t take drugs.

75. I should not call it my office. I should call it my adulation top-up room!

76. I met Courtney Love and she said she’d like to sleep with me, but she couldn’t cos of my «pop-star thing»… so I said to her I couldn’t sleep with her either – cos of her ‘ugly thing’…

77. The sex is nothing to write home about. It’s a shame because my mum loves those letters.

78. …There aren’t that many people that I’d go «ooh, they’re lovely», but then I’ve slept with them all!

79. Don’t throw me teddy-bears, I’m 23! I’m a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.

80. When I was in Ireland I picked up a TV set in my hotel room and walked right out of the building. My room was on the first floor and I actually threw it back through the window onto my bed. I did it the other way round! That’s more rock’n'roll than rock’n'roll!

81. I’m contemplating thinking about thinking… but….it’s overrated – just get another drink in!

82. I enjoy nakedness. I am a bit of a naturist at heart.

83. I can’t take myself seriously because what I do is very silly. It’s not brain surgery that I’m doing, it’s just about picking up a guitar and writing a song and expressing what you want to say and it doesn’t make you Einstein.

84. I couldn’t live without my music, man. Or me mum.

85. Noel’s run out of other people’s ideas.

86. Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ASS IS MINE!

87. I show off – I’m a very good show off. It’s what I do, it’s what I’m good at.

88. Sexually, you can do what you want, act out however you want to. It’s allowed, I’m a pop star. But it’s soulless.

89. I’ve got a fear for yellow snow. It’s usually outside the gents toilet! I’m scared of falling off buildings too, especially when you reach the bottom.

90. But young people don’t need pop stars like myself forcing opinions down their throats. I think it’s for them to decide what they are going to do, how they’re going to do it and who they’re going to do it with.

91. I’m pretty good at sensing when there’s going to be trouble, so I just scoot off because you don’t fight if you don’t have to. . . .

92. We’ve had our clothes ripped off us, jackets going missing, scratches all down our backs — and then we go home to our mums.

93. Some of the best times in my life happened under the influence of drugs… I’d still be doing it if I could make good judgement calls. I’d still be doing it if I didn’t blow up to the size of an aircraft hangar, because it was a great time.

94. I keep falling off and I keep getting back on.

95. As a 29-year-old, the only thing that I can possibly think is that if I’m still performing at 50, it’s because I’ll have had disastrous marriages and I have to pay for them.

96. I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

97. You’re talking about a woman who has never harmed anyone, has never pretended to be someone she isn’t. I find the way some in the various media groups, who I have personally taken cocaine with, are now saying she shouldn’t take cocaine.

98. It’s not important for me, it never has been. You can’t break into the States with two months in 10 years, and I don’t want to, so shove it.

99. I’m writing on both guitar and keyboards-but I don’t want to tie myself down to one particular sound. Some songs I’ll record with a band, others will be more computer based, and yeah, there will be influences of Pulp but there will also be influences of Pet Shop Boys, New Order and Oasis.

100. Yes, I’m an absolute bender!